best part of KPop Demon Hunters is all the ridiculous faces the girls make
Watching the tug-of-war scene from 9-1-1
My husband: That rope is super thin
*snap*
My husband: …told ya
A witch puts a spell on a girl, a sleeping spell that promises the girl shall wake through true love’s kiss. Men come and kiss her. She slumbers. Women come and press their lips to hers, but still she sleeps. Many years past, and the girl remains still. One bright morning, a lost little boy finds her resting spot and clears the dust and grime from her face. He offers her a kiss on her forehead, and her eyes flutter open. She never feels romantic love for a man nor a woman, and she cares for the boy until the day she dies.
A young woman is imprisoned in a castle by a monstrously formed prince. The servants of the castle hope for them to fall in love, and when the spell is broken they assume their prayers have been answered. They are all surprised, but nonetheless pleased, when it is revealed to them that the young woman and prince are the truest of friends, and nothing more.
They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen, a woman who is incapable of loving. She is unmarried, she has no consorts, and she wishes for no partner. She is the wretched queen, the heartless queen. She must hate her daughter, for her daughter is beautiful, and women are incapable of liking another woman who’s prettier than themselves. It must be for this reason that the princess was sent away, not for how she was attacked by a man in the woods. They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen because she cannot love. The queen loves her daughter, and that is enough for them both.
There lives a prince who is forced to choose a bride at the ball. He meets many beautiful women, but find none which he loves. He spies one in a gorgeous gown and wonder in her eyes, and he dances with her all night long. The kingdom is sure he has found his bride. When the clock strikes midnight he tells her how he will never love a woman, or a man, in the way he is expected to. The beautiful woman smiles and tells him she expects nothing from him. The next morning the prince and the beautiful woman are missing, having run off together to see the world. They leave their shoes behind in their haste.
Many kinds of love exist. It doesn’t all have to be romantic.
It’s my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
This… makes me feel so fucking old…
You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.
This Luigi Mangione story has everything
-His political motivations are basically incoherent
-He wrote personalized messages on the bullet casings
-He killed a healthcare CEO
-The last quote he posted was from the Lorax
-His name literally translates to Luigi’s Mansion
-His twitter banner has Breloom on it
-A ton of people want him carnally
-He’s from one of the richest families in Maryland
-He was arrested at a McDonalds after an old person snitched on him
-He gave the Unabomber’s manifesto a 4/5 on GoodReads
-This
today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!
Ooh, invisible bird glitch. That's a rare one, also known to happen to owls.
